Show Some Muscle, America!

Y'all:

Take them all out at once and provide a nicer world for all of us:

For that imbecile of a leader in North Korea, Kim ILL, who is starving his own country, for pseudo-military glory, take him out with a sniper and bomb his nuclear facilities before there are too many nuclear-grade materials, or do we want to wait until the little wimp has ICBMs and prints more fake US dollar bills?

For the idiot in Iran, Aberjababaddoo, take him out and, in tandem, fly Radio Free America bills in Persian poetry.

For the total moron in Syria, Assad-hole, take him out and his top leaders, and let the people have peace. 

So, if I ask the US Government to take them out (meaning 86 Kim Jong Un in North Korea, Ahmadinejad in Iran - he's mad - you see it's embedded in his name, and President Assad of Syria), can't I help people in those respective countries?

Now, I am not that stupid that there won't be power vacuums in those countries but we can fill them in meaning the US and also us with good, wholesome ideals aligning with their cultural ethos to rebuild their businesses, their homes, and their families. 

Then, let all the regional interests help the people get back on their feet so their children won't starve.

Thank you,

HippoParamus